KS FFA Officers- Pawnee Edition
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March 8, 2019
Over the last 9 months, our state officer team has grown to know each other on a VERY personal level. Whether we’re living out of a suitcase for weeks at a time, prepping for a conference, caravanning to an event, or flying halfway across the world, we’ve all been through thick and thin together. After all of this, what could be better than a side by side analysis of our personalities compared to Parks and Rec Characters? Now, these personality traits are NOT 100% PERFECT, but I’d like to say they’re pretty accurate, enjoy! (Disclaimer: quotes are from the show, not the officer!)
Max Harman- Chris Traeger
- Unwaveringly positive
- Enjoys a ~quality~ facilitation
- Always excited for literally anything…especially science and leadership
- BIGGG running guy (in high school)
- “There is literally nothing that you can’t do”
- Great with names
- Huge hearted and passionate about serving
Michael Dowd- Tom Haverford
- Prefers everything brand name
- Small but feisty
- Owns a pair of stylish sunglasses
- Still uses terms like swagtastic, groovy, and legit
- “Treat yo self”
- Tries to be a business man but enjoys policy more
- Sometimes over extends himself but only because he cares about lots of stuff, yo
- Uses spunk to bring the department together
Scuyler Zenger- Ben Wyatt
- LOVES calzones (from Jeff’s Pizza)
- Did finances n stuff in FBLA and accounting
- Is a registered Knight (of Columbus for Scuyler) (of the UK for Ben)
- “(every single pun every made by either person)”
- Incredibly devoted to specific TV Shows like Grey’s Anatomy, Teen Wolf, and Game of Thrones
- Mature, thrives while working
- High key celebrities in their fields (@FFAstylesquad)
- Has a slew of information readily available
Krissy Isle- April Ludgate
- Quirky and sometimes scary
- Not afraid of dead animals
- Uses snakes and other vermin to prove a point (sometimes in a roommate’s bathtub)
- “That’s gross. I love it”
- Lives by the tough love philosophy
- Appreciates all kinds of animals and wants to be a vet
- Genuinely cares about her work
- Exceptionally creative
- Has a soft spot for helping with people
Miranda Depenbusch- Ann Perkins
- Has a problem with falling frequently
- Is nice to every single human being on the face of the Earth
- Despises running
- Loves children
- “Ok, but we should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day”
- Has crazy eyes (occasionally)
- Hugs are mandatory
- Gives her love selflessly to everyone around her
Garrett Craig- Andy Dwyer
- Comically hilarious and occasionally witty
- Naturally born theatre guy aka Burt Macklin and Johnny Karate
- Casually aloof- can be spotted running into doors or ripping pants
- Was in a rock and roll band (or Tiger Choral, same thing right?)
- “The bad feelings make me feel sweaty”
- Has/wants to take a women’s study course
- Kind, caring, and loyal
- Passionate and will devote fully to the right cause