KS FFA Officers- Pawnee Edition

Over the last 9 months, our state officer team has grown to know each other on a VERY personal level. Whether we’re living out of a suitcase for weeks at a time, prepping for a conference, caravanning to an event, or flying halfway across the world, we’ve all been through thick and thin together. After all of this, what could be better than a side by side analysis of our personalities compared to Parks and Rec Characters? Now, these personality traits are NOT 100% PERFECT, but I’d like to say they’re pretty accurate, enjoy! (Disclaimer: quotes are from the show, not the officer!)

Max Harman- Chris Traeger

• Unwaveringly positive
• Enjoys a ~quality~ facilitation
• Always excited for literally anything…especially science and leadership
• BIGGG running guy (in high school)
• “There is literally nothing that you can’t do”
• Great with names
• Huge hearted and passionate about serving

Michael Dowd- Tom Haverford

• Prefers everything brand name
• Small but feisty
• Owns a pair of stylish sunglasses
• Still uses terms like swagtastic, groovy, and legit
• “Treat yo self”
• Tries to be a business man but enjoys policy more
• Sometimes over extends himself but only because he cares about lots of stuff, yo
• Uses spunk to bring the department together

Scuyler Zenger- Ben Wyatt

• LOVES calzones (from Jeff’s Pizza)
• Did finances n stuff in FBLA and accounting
• Is a registered Knight (of Columbus for Scuyler) (of the UK for Ben)
• “(every single pun every made by either person)”
• Incredibly devoted to specific TV Shows like Grey’s Anatomy, Teen Wolf, and Game of Thrones
• Mature, thrives while working
• High key celebrities in their fields (@FFAstylesquad)
• Has a slew of information readily available

Krissy Isle- April Ludgate

• Quirky and sometimes scary
• Not afraid of dead animals
• Uses snakes and other vermin to prove a point (sometimes in a roommate’s bathtub)
• “That’s gross. I love it”
• Lives by the tough love philosophy
• Appreciates all kinds of animals and wants to be a vet
• Genuinely cares about her work
• Exceptionally creative
• Has a soft spot for helping with people

Miranda Depenbusch- Ann Perkins

• Has a problem with falling frequently
• Is nice to every single human being on the face of the Earth
• Despises running
• Loves children
• “Ok, but we should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day”
• Has crazy eyes (occasionally)
• Hugs are mandatory
• Gives her love selflessly to everyone around her

Garrett Craig- Andy Dwyer

•  Comically hilarious and occasionally witty
• Naturally born theatre guy aka Burt Macklin and Johnny Karate
• Casually aloof- can be spotted running into doors or ripping pants
• Was in a rock and roll band (or Tiger Choral, same thing right?)
• “The bad feelings make me feel sweaty”
• Has/wants to take a women’s study course
• Kind, caring, and loyal
• Passionate and will devote fully to the right cause